[Exit, Pursued By A Sloth]

hungrylikethewolfie: bourbonandclove: That is not a record - that is a cross-section of a fucking tree. And it sounds like this. HOLY. CRAP. If played backwards, the tree record says “Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but Saruman the White has birthed a great orc-army around his tower of industrialized doom fueled by the corpses of your copses, so destroy them for me maybe.”

hungrylikethewolfie:

bourbonandclove:

That is not a record - that is a cross-section of a fucking tree. And it sounds like this.

HOLY.

CRAP.

If played backwards, the tree record says “Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but Saruman the White has birthed a great orc-army around his tower of industrialized doom fueled by the corpses of your copses, so destroy them for me maybe.”