All the Bill hate needs to stop. He may be annoying and all “sookeeeeeyyy soookeeeyyy i luv u,” around Sookie, but besides that, he is a super attractive vampire king and a BAMF. So shut it people.
he needs to die. end of the story. his imitations of Eric’s style almost killed me LMAO!
do you even have a good reason to hate him anymore? before i think it was earned with him lying to sookie, killing the queen etc. but now you moan about him being generous and letting tara live, him dressing in black and copying erics clothes and imitating his performance? when does this end..
It never ends. I could power a Perpetual Motion machine based solely on my Bill hate. Just because he’s not crying his sad Telenovela tears over his Sookeh doesn’t make him cool now.
He’s still lying.
He’s still lying even when he has no reason to lie.
He’s still a smarmy douchecanoe.
He’s still a coward.
He still only does good when it costs him nothing, which would be fine if he didn’t try to act like he’s Jesus H. Vampire.
He still takes the easy way out just about every single time.
He still killed that vampire that got set up to be caught feeding, even when he thought he was innocent, because it was easier for Bill just to kill him.
He still let the Rattrays beat the shit out of Sookie, just so she would be forced to take his blood or die (which he’s had to pay merry little penance for).
He still try to murder Amnesia!Eric when he was in no position to fight back, and lied to Nan about the situation in order to get permission (which meant he knew Eric didn’t warrant execution, he just wanted to kill his rival while he was vulnerable).
He has a ritual execution stake that he keeps in a velvet-lined fancy box (and if you think that isn’t creepy, try to imagine if Bobby Jindal had a needle full o Potassium chloride in a velvet-lined fancy box).
He still killed that really nice stripper.
I hate that he thinks he’s the only vampire that can control himself around Sookie, when in reality he’s the only vampire whose ever lost control around Sookie.
He still left visible fangmarks on Sookie when there was a fangbanger-killing serial killer in town, when he could have healed them (I’m sure if he could still produce urine, he would have peed on her, too).
He’s still under delusions of his own grandeur.
His house is super tacky. I hate his stupid chintzy chandeliers and ceramic elephant and zebra-skin rug and books that are just for decoration.
He’s still being a mediocre-at-best maker to Jess.
He’s still bemoaning his humanitahhhyy one minute, and reducing a man’s life to monetary compensation the next.
He chokes and threatens and bullies his subordinates as the first resort and calls it leadership.
I hate how other characters are reduced to prop him up, particularly the female characters (like making Pam a hysterical useless female more concerned about her looks than her family, or making Sookie dumb as a bag of hair, or Sophie-Anne a bratty teen who was easier to kill than a dodo).
I hate his stupid Southern Gentleman routine he breaks out whenever he’s trying to manipulate people (which I wouldn’t have so much of a problem with, if he didn’t whine about Eric being such a manipulator).
I hate that his entire existence is affectation.
But most of all, I hate that the show expects me to like and feel sympathy for this assclown.
Bill haters rain on the internet :/ Sorry he isn’t as hot as Eric, that probably is the only reason people like Eric so much.
It’s ‘reign’, not ‘rain’. Unless you are trying to say that ‘Bill Haters Are A Meteorological Phenomenon Involving The Condensation Of Atmospheric Water Vapor Into Drops Of Water Heavy Enough To Fall To The Surface of The Internet’.
And I don’t hate Bill because Eric is pretty. I hate Bill for Bill. He’s a big boy now, he can earn his own well-deserved hate parade. ‘Do the right thing’ my ass. I’m sure 35 years of human trafficking for the Queen of Louisiana in order to further his own political ambitions was really the Right Thing To Do. I know, why don’t we ask all those boys and girls he ‘procured’ if they thought that was the Right Thing To Do. Oh, wait, they’re probably all dead now, so I guess we can’t. Sucks to be them.
Yeah….untill Marntonia and Eric join the party LMAO!!!
Okay, after seeing this poster full of perky twits and smirking dickweeds, I fully support Bewitched!Eric crashing through a window Batman-style and going all Carrie on this Festival of Douchieness. May the Viking make the crepe paper streamers sodden and mushy with the blood of the smarmy.
Made this a while ago…seems relevant tonight.
Hey there, Bill. My, you certainly are looking suspiciously well for a vampire who just got silvered in the face with a giant Celtic cross and choked with a silver chain. How did you get out of that little predicament, buddy? That seems a frequent occurrence with you, do the writers just abandon all their own rules with you to justify your presence, or is silver-tolerance some kind of special ability with you? And I fail to see bloody flesh or wounds of any kind, like you’ve healed or something…did you stop to snack on a bit of witch once you used your Pocket Full of Miracles to once again get yourself out of silver? Or did you snack on one of your own men? Who’d ya bite? Holly and Mr. No Friends were the ones to silver you, but they seemed just dandy after the fight…questions, questions, likely ne’er to be answered.
At this point, I kinda wanted Alcide to run in like the sweaty drunken frat-boy that runs in front of news cameras at sports games, yell “WELL I LOVE SOOKIE ELEVENTY-BILLION TIMES AS MUCH! SO SUCK ON THAT, BITCHES! WEREWOLVES RULE AND FANGERS DROOL! WHOOOOOOO!!!”, chug a Pabst Blue Ribbon, throw some devil horns (dropping the half-full can in the process), make the “OOOIT OOOIT!” noise, and wander back out.
It would be like, so symbolic and shit.
You Andy-Lovers just don’t understand, Mike Spencer LOVED that pine tree. LOVED. He didn’t know who that pine tree was when he attacked it in the forest, but he grew to love that pine tree. It’s innocent wooden love reawakened his humanity, it was his MIHRAHCUUUL! Sure, he was sent by the Governor of Louisiana to procure that pine tree for the gardens at the Governor’s mansion, because it was a rare species whose sap had unusual properties, but he had no choice! And really, he was secretly working for the National Arbor Association all along anyway, so he never was going to give that tree to the governor. Not like all the hundreds of other trees he ripped from their roots by force and gave to Bobby-Anne Jindal to do with as he pleased.
He loves that tree. Nobody could love that tree like he could. He was the first person to tap that (and a tree always remembers its first tapping). It doesn’t matter how many sweet words Andy whispers into its knothole, or how big his spile is. Mike will always be its first love, even if it didn’t exactly consent, but that doesn’t matter, because its love. He bought that pine tree a pretty lavender tree skirt. All Andy ever did was buy the whole damn forest, so the pine tree’s home wouldn’t be torn down. And saved the pine tree from a crazed woodsman with an axe to grind, by putting himself in harm’s way. Pffft. Big whoop. You only like Andy because he’s hot.
i wish all of the bill compton fangirls knew that he raped sookie in the novels. he is nothing like he is on the tv show.
He raped her on the show, too, just less obviously. Getting a girl beaten up nearly to death just so you can fill her with your Magical Rohypnol (which you tell her is only Magical Advil, and fail to inform her of all the side effects even when she asks), which she is forced to take or die, and then while she is under its influence, you nail her, THAT’S RAPE.
You can’t just go around forcing girls into situations where they either take your mind-altering drugs or die, and then mount them while they are under the influence without getting called a rapist. Because you are one.
Jason: Hey Sookie picked you up cold and scared of the side off the road and offered her home to you
Eric: Well technically its my home
Jason: Fuck you chump, Its her house.
Jason, baby, I love you and you’re a flawless angel in this scene, but I feel the need to point out that YOU were the one that sold Sookie’s house to Eric. Remember, O Slightly-Less-Blondish One? Still luv you, bb.
True Blood Season 4 Season Finale Preview (by TrueBloodItalia) - no reg codes.
reblogging again just in case you missed it ;)
Dude, dude, dude, there’s a very brief scene (about 12-13 seconds in) of Sookie cowering on the floor of her kitchen, staring at Gran’s Death Corner with a shocked look on her face (you can tell where she’s looking by the cabinets she’s sprawled in front of). She’s wearing a grey v-neck tee, not the pink and white flowered shirt she wore when she faepalmed someone (Debbie, being there’s a shot of her with in gun in the exact spot Sookie faepalms someone), so she isn’t looking with horror at either Debbie’s body, or the body of someone Debbie shot.