“The guy who drove the truck, Duff McClure…”
NO THAT IS NOT A NAME CHARLAINE.
I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT AS AN ACTUAL NAME OF AN ACTUAL PERSON.
TAKE IT BACK CHARLAINE, TAKE IT BACK AND GET A REFUND AND SEND THAT NAME BACK TO THE MANUFACTURER.
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CASTING BATTLE: ROBERT PATTINSON V.S. IAN SOMERHALDER
The fans have spoken and it would appear that the vampires are ahead of the pack. Robert Pattinson and Ian Somerhalder are both being supported by fans to star as Christian Grey in the upcoming film. Although, these two vampires are leading the back, Alexander Skarsgård has also thrown his hat into the ring claiming that he was “born to play” the part.
Incase you’ve been living under a rock, here’s the basic synopsis for the book. 50 Shades of Grey is about a 21 year old college senior who gets involved with a handsome man in his late twenties that enjoys S&M sex, and seduces her into the erotic world of S&M despite her being a virgin. This hot-sexy and slightly wrong book, had every major movie studio and production company bidding for the screen rights to its upcoming three part book series that has become the latest craze for young woman and grandmas alike.
Here’s a couple of pix to get idea of the possible leading men:
Some other names getting thrown around are Chris Pine, Brandon Roth and Ed Westwick.
I think all of these vampires could get ‘er done, but I personally rather see Ian or Robert; even though I absolutely love Alexander in True Blood.
You all know how I feel about this project. It appears ASkars is on board with the idea. So lets see what happens.
Pretty sure Alex was just trolling, but we’ll see. I can’t find the link to the interview where he said the quote they gave for him, but I remember all the tell-tale signs were there.
Personally, I’m hoping he was just trolling.
Also: THAT’S NOT HIS BODY. Ugh it’s so perfect why would anyone PS it?
Yeah, he was trolling. He said “He’s got a sex chamber? My character has that on True Blood. He’s got his little dungeon. I was born to play that part.”
While I would love to see Alexander Skarsgard fuck people in dirty, unspeakable ways for 3 hours, I do not want to see him do it in a Twilight fanfic inexplicably brought to the silver screen as a result of what could only have been a pact with the devil.
sometimes I sit here and think about why Thor and Loki grew out their hair between Thor and The Avengers and then suddenly DEPRESSING HEADCANON that they used to cut each others hair but now that they aren’t together anymore they’ve just let it grow and refused to cut it and no this is not okaY
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I can see what they did. They totally flipped all the fan sympathy from Eric to Sookie.
Yeap. When comes the time she kiss Alcide, everyone will be ‘damn gurl, go for it”
And that will be horrible, because spoilers seem to indicate it’s going to happen when Sookie is wasted.
Sorry, but can’t encourage her to get hers while plastered and her sober male friend takes advantage of that fact. Because we all know what that actually is.
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Fother Loki On my DA
I imagine Loki being a very proud father, if not very good at parenting. I know Odin it’s not like the greatest role model but Loki… Dude has to take responsibilities.
I suppose I could spend hours rendering the shit out of this, but it’s time to move on.
Of course, this wouldn’t be the same if I don’t do everything tragic so read more for the cry cry version
…I never finished Deadlocked. The vile beast bested me. I got to the point where Sookie’s rapist makes her dress up like a patriotic stripper, then makes a lewd remark about it, which makes her feel good about herself. At which point I simply had to throw my hands up in defeat and say “Okay, you win Charlaine. I physically cannot take anymore of this crap. My crap silos have collapsed under the weight of all your surplus crops of crapples and rapeseed. I’M DONE. DUNZO. NO MAS.”
Because I’m sure there are literally dozens if not hundreds of books where a woman’s rapist never makes her dress like a patriotic stripper. Books where a woman doesn’t go on wacky misadventures with her rapist. Books where a woman doesn’t ask for and listen to relationship advice from her rapist. Books where part of the plot doesn’t hinge on two random black characters with similar first names being totally connected in a big fucking conspiracy or whatever (because all black people know all other black people).
Really, Charlaine?
*deleted all the Sookie and Alcide negativity cause I love them!* I think Alcide is such a stand up guy and is the only one who hasn’t manipulated or forced Sookie into doing anything and he always has her back and just wants her to be okay.
Yeah, except for that one time a clearly sober Alcide attempted to take advantage of a drunker than hell Sookie.
Pretty sure attempted rape disqualifies you from the Stand-Up Guy Club. It’s in their charter and everything.
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Over all the millennia, only you have ever loved me, Thor. Only you have ever looked at me with affection in place of condescension. Why, then, am I killing you, and not the others? Because you stopped.
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You are fucking kidding me
aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP STOP
no
that’s not possible
no
Done
nononononononononononononono
WAHT GOD NO FUCK YOU MOTHERNATURE OR WHATEVER CRUEL GOD CAME UP WITH THIS SHIT! UNACCEPTABLE!
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