askarsswedishmeatballs:Dude……..DUDE.
That noise you hear is the sound of Twitter exploding into a million little pieces over the following news: Chris Meloni is being courted to join the cast of True Blood.
TVLine has learned exclusively that the former Law & Order: SVU front man is circling what my sources are calling a “major role” in the show’s upcoming fifth season.
But what role? An HBO rep declined to comment, but I hear Meloni — who’s currently shooting a top-secret role in Man of Steel — is in talks to play (duh) an incredibly powerful vampire.
If a deal comes to pass, this would be a major casting coup for True Blood. It would also mark a high-profile return to the small screen for Meloni following his sudden departure from SVU last spring.
holy fucking shit cocks, I will watch True Blood again if he’s on it. I only watch it when Alcide shows up atm, but…yes… I demand nakedness if it happens.
This is why I don’t like posting news that gets a lot of notes, because then I have to deal with looking at comments from people who think Alcide is actually worth watching. :(
Hey now, don’t hate, I love watching Alcide…
…as a wolf. Just look at his cute little ears and his fuzzy little bottom and all that fur you just want to rub your face all in. I just want to pet him and love him and hug him and smear red lipstick on my face and pretend I’m Princess Mononoke whilst I hug him.
However, this wonderful lupus thespianus human counterpart Slab Plankchest…
