[Exit, Pursued By A Sloth]

The True Blood fandom has no faith in Bill Compton.

I love him and I’m supporting him through and through. He’s just fucking lost and I’m sure that blood has drugs or some shit in it. And Salome’s blood is probably tainted with it as well.

Give it some fucking time. The writers are just doing this to make things interesting or something.

Oh yes, a woman tricked him into it, of course. Bill is just a little smooth-brained lost lamb, it’s not his fault.

Tell me, was Bill lost and on drugs when he:

came to Bon Temps to ‘procure’ (which is French for ‘kidnap and enslave’) Sookie
when he either directly caused or passively allowed the Rattrays to beat the shit out of her for the soul purpose of giving him an opportunity to drug the everloving shit out of her with a Billphrodisiac-laced drug
when he failed to inform Sookie of the affects of said drugs
when he allowed his Monroe friends to molest and terrify Sookie
when he lied about…well, everything to Sookie
when he took her virginity under false pretenses
when he killed a disgusting, but helpless, old man, and then blamed Sookie for it when she got mad at him over it
when he terrified the shit out of Sookie in the graveyard for no reason
when he killed that really nice stripper in Jackson
when he killed that couple in Chicago
when he killed and raped all of Pam’s whores
when he raped Lorena after he twisted her neck around (yes, it’s rape, AB/SM referred to it as such)
when he tried to murder Sookie in the back of that van
when he was shite maker and a deadbeat dad to Jessica, not even teaching her basic survival skills
when he was a lying liar who lied to Sookie, even though keeping the truth from her was not allowing her to protect herself
when he decided that the best way to fight NECROmancers was to keep throwing dead people at them
am I forgetting some bad shit he’s done? I feel like I’m forgetting some shit

Was he just lost and high then?

The poor lamb.

Faith requires surrender. And I’ll be damned if I’ll surrender to Bill Compton.

Also Tony Stark wants me to tell you to stop using gifs of him in posts defending douchey rapists with the personality of a malignant odor. You are to only use him in posts defending Eric, Jason, Lala, Tara, Sookie, the Russell/Steve Newlin ‘ship (The USS Newdington), or that vampire with the crazy awesome muttonchops from Bill’s trial scene from season 1.

Tony suggests using gifs of Justin Hammer in future Bill Compton posts.