[Exit, Pursued By A Sloth]

Actually, she literally is. Not only is she telepathic, possibly telekinetic, but she’s also one of the few fae humans on the planet. Plus, she throat-punched the Faery Queen Mab with her faepalm, and lived to tell the tale. If you are at all familiar with Mab, you’d know that is quite the fucking feat. And she’s a stunning non-traditional beauty. As much as slender, blond-haired, white woman can be non-traditional, but you know what I mean. Her funny little face is not the typical face you see. And DAT ASS. She’s got a great ass. Must be a Stackhouse trait. They come from a long line of callipygous individuals.

Actually, she literally is. Not only is she telepathic, possibly telekinetic, but she’s also one of the few fae humans on the planet. Plus, she throat-punched the Faery Queen Mab with her faepalm, and lived to tell the tale. If you are at all familiar with Mab, you’d know that is quite the fucking feat.

And she’s a stunning non-traditional beauty. As much as slender, blond-haired, white woman can be non-traditional, but you know what I mean. Her funny little face is not the typical face you see. And DAT ASS. She’s got a great ass. Must be a Stackhouse trait. They come from a long line of callipygous individuals.

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    LOL
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    love the tags, and I hate when people’s criticism starts with “she’s not pretty” beauty is so subjective - if you’re not...
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    A-freakin’-Men!
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    Actually, she literally is. Not only is she telepathic, possibly telekinetic, but she’s also one of the few fae humans...
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    I LOVE SOOKIE ! Anna Paquin is a very good actress.
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    I love Sookie and always will. I think she is Gorgeous and extremely unique.
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    Not only is Sookie beautiful, but I’d say she is definitely unique as a snowflake. Let’s see…telepathic, human/faery...
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    Yes she is. Sookie is gorgeous. Maybe not unique like a snowflake but she’s beautiful. I love her. And I am gonna keep...