[Exit, Pursued By A Sloth]

Sookie doesn’t spend nearly that much time having sex, unfortunately. Not counting dreams, she only had sex twice in season 1, once in season 2, and once in season 3 (there was some making out at the Hotel Carmilla, but any sex that may have occurred happened off camera). She had sex 4-5 times in season 4 (depending on how one counts Sex-Narnia), but it probably got the least amount of screentime for any season. Which is fucking ridiculous, since for once she’s actually having sex with someone the audience wants to see her have sex with, and not Creepybangs McBeatsYouBecauseHeLovesYou, and a sin for which I shall never forgive Alan Ball, not for all my days, dishonor upon him, dishonor upon his cow.  Between Gran’s pie and Big Patty’s Pie House, she’s probably spent more time dealing with pies and pie-related situations than she’s actually spent in flagrante delicto.

Sookie doesn’t spend nearly that much time having sex, unfortunately. Not counting dreams, she only had sex twice in season 1, once in season 2, and once in season 3 (there was some making out at the Hotel Carmilla, but any sex that may have occurred happened off camera). She had sex 4-5 times in season 4 (depending on how one counts Sex-Narnia), but it probably got the least amount of screentime for any season. Which is fucking ridiculous, since for once she’s actually having sex with someone the audience wants to see her have sex with, and not Creepybangs McBeatsYouBecauseHeLovesYou, and a sin for which I shall never forgive Alan Ball, not for all my days, dishonor upon him, dishonor upon his cow. 

Between Gran’s pie and Big Patty’s Pie House, she’s probably spent more time dealing with pies and pie-related situations than she’s actually spent in flagrante delicto.

(Source: thisismydamn)

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    SOOO TRUE!! D: that whining bitch!!! >___> xDDD
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    HAHAHAHA, having sex, crying, begging someone...die on her. DEAAAAAD.
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    I’m not an advertising student, but it seems to me like this would be a pretty successful ad campaign.
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    Except for the Hating Eric part and shitloads of crying, I don’t see how her time-spending is wrong. I really like that...
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    This makes her better than Bella.
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