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wolfentippreplied to yourpost:I THINK BILL WILL TURN TARA

Oh god I hope not. That poor bitch needs to be put to rest! Hasn’t she been through enough ? XD

I don’t want it to happen but what Stephen said about something that “changes their relationship again” (Bill and Sookie’s relationship) at the beginning of Season 5 lead me to this scenario. O.o

I think its just a reference to how Sookie, due to Bill’s need to flee the fuck out of Bon Temps and her faerie-kin’s increased presence in her life, begins to break out of the magical bondage Bill put her under through witchcraft/blood/demons, and both the Renfield-hold and the Rattray-Amnesia wear off. Bill’s crimes, villainy, and general assholery are revealed (up to and including killing Gran/Maudette/Dawn/Tina/Hadley/Barry the Bellboy/Bucky, warping Sam’s memories to make him think he murdered two people and then settled down in the town he murdered them in, warping Sookie’s memory like every other day through use of the blood, witchcraft, and demons, causing her to forget, among other things, raping her in the graveyard/towards the end of season two/in the back of Alcide’s van much like his book counterpart, forcing Jessica to participate in his shenanigans, being in league with Martonia, summoning demons, cursing Pam and turning her into his puppet, and just being generally a horrible creature), and as the real Sookie resurfaces from under her Bill-fugue, enraged at what has been done to her and her family, and backed by Claude and Great-Grandpa David Bowie, goes a-hunting a certain douchepire, and kills him in the most ridiculously awesome manner possible (involving fire ants and borax and several bottles of Jamaican ginger beer) while Melonipire laughs and rubs himself with various oils, Russell and Steve Newlin fuck loudly, Eric videotapes the whole for future lulz, and a great cry is heard across the land as thousands of fangirls and boys ululate in unspeakable joy at the final death of William Talulabelle Compton at the hands of Sookie Stackhouse.

Season six will be composed of naught but increasingly dirty Eric/Sookie sex scenes, and everyone commenting on how better life is now that Bill Compton is a stain on someone’s rug, like a reverse It’s A Wonderful Life.

So sayeth I.

I want to comment. But I can’t! Partly because my mind is trying to unbend itself, and party, because, yes, this would be awesome. :)

The story is great BUT the truth is that this is TB we are speaking about. The only thing that makes sense for TB is that Bill turns Tara. That would definitely change Bill and Sookie’s relationship. It would make more sense then Eric or Pam (tara and pam hate each other) turning her. Bill knows Tara more because of Sookie.

(quotes were all FUBAR, I think I fixed it)

Yes, this is TB we’re speaking about, and I think the only thing that makes TB make any sense is that it is a puzzle film mind-fuck treatise on manipulation of and control over the viewer with narrative fuckery. Because if I take TB at face-value, its incredibly misogynistic to the point of ridiculousness, became vaguely racist in the past year, the entire set and props department is high all the time, the writing staff is actually the Family Guy manatees, Alan Ball read a story about a rapist and decided that he was just a sympathetic hero that was the victim of circumstance, and that HBO doesn’t care about any of this.

And I don’t think that’s the case. So for me, the only thing that does make sense is Bill is really, really, bad and has been manipulating Sookie/everything with magic and demons since always, and TPTB made a narrative choice to manipulate the audience along with Sookie, rather than showing Sookie getting manipulated in an impartial manner. And should this be the case, they will have to reveal it right off the bat in season 5, because they’ve pushed the audiences patience to the breaking point already and are in grave danger of losing them altogether if they don’t act fast.

And Tara hates Bill far more than she hates Pam or Eric. When she went off on Eric in 04x05, she called him a murdering asshole and listed some of his actions (none of which were totally false, just lacked the right perspective and explanation, which she would not have knowledge of, and she would still be justified in hating/not trusting him even if she did). She called Bill ‘cold, and crazy, like a rattlesnake…he’s not a man [he’s] a monster…the man you love didn’t lift a finger to save me’, and she does have perspective and knowledge of Bill’s actions and motivations and she still felt that way.

I never questioned why Tara hated Eric/Pam in season 4, as she has every reason to. What I do question is why she didn’t hate Bill in season 4, as she has every reason to.

(Naturally I suspect demons and witchcraft are involved with Tara’s sudden swing in personality and memory lapse, in more ways than one. Demons aren’t just metaphors for bad memories and personality flaws on TB. They conjured a bloody demon in 04x01, those symbols around poor Minerva the parrot were the sigils of the demon Frucissiere, who can raise, or appear to raise, the dead.)