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luvtheviking:

wolfentippreplied to yourpost:I THINK BILL WILL TURN TARA

Oh god I hope not. That poor bitch needs to be put to rest! Hasn’t she been through enough ? XD

I don’t want it to happen but what Stephen said about something that “changes their relationship again” (Bill and Sookie’s relationship) at the beginning of Season 5 lead me to this scenario. O.o

I think its just a reference to how Sookie, due to Bill’s need to flee the fuck out of Bon Temps and her faerie-kin’s increased presence in her life, begins to break out of the magical bondage Bill put her under through witchcraft/blood/demons, and both the Renfield-hold and the Rattray-Amnesia wear off. Bill’s crimes, villainy, and general assholery are revealed (up to and including killing Gran/Maudette/Dawn/Tina/Hadley/Barry the Bellboy/Bucky, warping Sam’s memories to make him think he murdered two people and then settled down in the town he murdered them in, warping Sookie’s memory like every other day through use of the blood, witchcraft, and demons, causing her to forget, among other things, raping her in the graveyard/towards the end of season two/in the back of Alcide’s van much like his book counterpart, forcing Jessica to participate in his shenanigans, being in league with Martonia, summoning demons, cursing Pam and turning her into his puppet, and just being generally a horrible creature), and as the real Sookie resurfaces from under her Bill-fugue, enraged at what has been done to her and her family, and backed by Claude and Great-Grandpa David Bowie, goes a-hunting a certain douchepire, and kills him in the most ridiculously awesome manner possible (involving fire ants and borax and several bottles of Jamaican ginger beer) while Melonipire laughs and rubs himself with various oils, Russell and Steve Newlin fuck loudly, Eric videotapes the whole for future lulz, and a great cry is heard across the land as thousands of fangirls and boys ululate in unspeakable joy at the final death of William Talulabelle Compton at the hands of Sookie Stackhouse.

Season six will be composed of naught but increasingly dirty Eric/Sookie sex scenes, and everyone commenting on how better life is now that Bill Compton is a stain on someone’s rug, like a reverse It’s A Wonderful Life.

So sayeth I.