[Exit, Pursued By A Sloth]

corseque:

exitpursuedbyasloth:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THE POSSIBILITY THAT THIS IS SOMETHING THAT IS GOOD.

I DON’T HAVE TIIIIIIIIIME FOR ANOTHER GODDAMN FANDOM I AM ALREADY WATCHING THAT STUPID FAERY TALE CROSSOVER  WAFFLE BREAKFAST FUCKFEST FOR THAT STUPID GOLD GLITTERY DISCO BABY BASTARD UNICORN BECAUSE OF YOOOOOOUUU, YOU HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HELL WITCH!!

I CAME TO TUMBLR WITH TWO FANDOMS, TRUE BLOOD AND GAME OF THRONES. AND I WAS FINE I WAS HAPPY I WAS FINE.

AND THEN THERE WAS YOU, AND YOUR STUPID DAVID BOWIE LIZARDMAN DOING COMMEDIA DELL’ARTE IN LEATHER PANTS AND BEING SAD AROUND LIBRARIANS, AND YOU JUST THREW HIM IN MY FUCKING FACE WITH ALL YOUR TAGS AND YOUR FEELS. FUCK YOUR FEELS. FUCK THEEEEEM.

DO YOU THINK I WANTED TO START WATCHING SUPERNATURAL, THAT I WANTED TO DO THAT TO MYSELF?! I DIDN’T NEED THAT KIND OF PAIN, I DIDN’T NEED THAT HELLSCAPE OF PAIN AND MEN CRYING IN PLAID AND PRETTY PRETTY EYES AND ANGELIC MYTHOLOGY AND WAY TOO MANY DEAD LADIES. I DIDN’T WANT THAT BUT THIS IS TUMBLR AND SUPERNATURAL JUST HAPPENS SO MUCH.

AND EVERYTHING IS PEOPLE ON HANNIBAL THE FUCKING SALAD IS PEOPLE THE BEER IS PEOPLE THE CELLO IS PEOPLE THE FUCKING FLORAL ARRANGEMENT IS PROBABLY FERTILIZED WITH PEOPLE. AND THERE’S LIKE 67 DOGS AND THEY ARE ALSO PEOPLE.

NO MORE. YOU GOTTA DRAW A LINE, MAN, YOU GOTTA DRAW A LINE IN THE FUCKING SAND AND THIS IS MY FUCKING SANDLINE THAT I DRAW. YOU WILL NOT SEDUCE ME WITH THY LASCIVIOUS SIREN WAIL, NOT FUCKING TODAY.

I WILL LIKE NO MORE THINGS.

#I WILL LIKE NO MORE THINGS #FANDOM #I REJECT THEE #CORSEQUE#CORSEQUE IS A WANTON MINX

I HAVE RARELY LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY

ENTIRE

L I F E

I AM GOING TO FUCKING SEDUCE YOU ONCE MORE IF IT’S THE LAST THING I DO

YOU GAVE IN ONCE YOU WILL GIVE IN AGAIN

I KNOW HOW TO BE SALACIOUS

I KNOW HOW TO INTRIGUE

MY “HOMESTUCK FANDOM TRENDS ARE INTERESTING AND THE WRITER HIMSELF IS A FUCKING CLASSY INTELLIGENT FUCKER WHO HIMSELF DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE REACTION TO WHAT HE WROTE” LINK APPARENTLY DID NOT WORK AS A FIRST SALVO BUT GIVEN YOUR

UNDERSTATED

REACTION, I CAN ONLY IMAGINE YOU VERY NEARLY WENT FOR THE BAIT, BUT ONLY CAUGHT YOURSELF AT THE VERY LAST MOMENT, THEREBY MAKING YOU DESPISE YOUR OWN CRUMBLING RESOLVE

SO YOU ARE CLOSE TO GIVING IN

AND A LINE DRAWN IN THE SAND

IS STILL AS PERMANENT AS A LINE DRAWN IN SAND

AND THE TIDE IS COMING IN

also you would like Hannibal watch itttttttttttt

YOU ARE LUCIFER IN THIS SCENARIO. YOU. BECAUSE YOU ARE THE SATAN.

SATAN.

RED-LEOTARD WEARING SATAN DOING YOUR STUPID LITTLE SATAN DANCE ON YOUR DAINTY CLOVEN HOOVES.

AND I DIDN’T EVEN CLICK YOUR DOOM-LINK, I DARE NOT, I JUST TRUST YOUR TASTE THAT MUCH, BECAUSE YOU MAY BE SATAN AND A BESOTTED SLATTERN OF SIN, BUT YOU HAVE EXCELLENT FUCKING TASTE, AND IF YOU LIKE A THING THEN THERE MUST BE SOMETHING TO THAT THING EVEN IF IT’S JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING SURROUNDED BY A BUNCH OF CHARMING DOUCHING IT UP.

THE WALLS OF MY RESERVE ARE STURDY, THE BRICKS ARE NOKIA PHONES AND OLD STYROFOAM CONTAINERS, THE MORTAR IS DAY OLD OATMEAL LEFT IN THE SINK. THAT SHIT AIN’T NEVER COMING DOWN.

NO MORE THINGS. FUCK YOUR TIDE OF BLOOD AND LOCUSTS AND GLITTER, I HAVE ONE OF THOSE HOUSES ON STILTS.

and I totally watch Hannibal and I really fucking like itttttttt and I can’t with all those fucking dogs and little Graham cracker cracking up and that dragon inna man suit and Doctor Agent Doctor Scully and Persephone and dogs so many dogs i want to know the other dogsss’s names dogs dogs dogs dogs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THE POSSIBILITY THAT THIS IS SOMETHING THAT IS GOOD.

I DON’T HAVE TIIIIIIIIIME FOR ANOTHER GODDAMN FANDOM I AM ALREADY WATCHING THAT STUPID FAERY TALE CROSSOVER  WAFFLE BREAKFAST FUCKFEST FOR THAT STUPID GOLD GLITTERY DISCO BABY BASTARD UNICORN BECAUSE OF YOOOOOOUUU, YOU HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HELL WITCH!!

I CAME TO TUMBLR WITH TWO FANDOMS, TRUE BLOOD AND GAME OF THRONES. AND I WAS FINE I WAS HAPPY I WAS FINE.

AND THEN THERE WAS YOU, AND YOUR STUPID DAVID BOWIE LIZARDMAN DOING COMMEDIA DELL’ARTE IN LEATHER PANTS AND BEING SAD AROUND LIBRARIANS, AND YOU JUST THREW HIM IN MY FUCKING FACE WITH ALL YOUR TAGS AND YOUR FEELS. FUCK YOUR FEELS. FUCK THEEEEEM.

DO YOU THINK I WANTED TO START WATCHING SUPERNATURAL, THAT I WANTED TO DO THAT TO MYSELF?! I DIDN’T NEED THAT KIND OF PAIN, I DIDN’T NEED THAT HELLSCAPE OF PAIN AND MEN CRYING IN PLAID AND PRETTY PRETTY EYES AND ANGELIC MYTHOLOGY AND WAY TOO MANY DEAD LADIES. I DIDN’T WANT THAT BUT THIS IS TUMBLR AND SUPERNATURAL JUST HAPPENS SO MUCH.

AND EVERYTHING IS PEOPLE ON HANNIBAL THE FUCKING SALAD IS PEOPLE THE BEER IS PEOPLE THE CELLO IS PEOPLE THE FUCKING FLORAL ARRANGEMENT IS PROBABLY FERTILIZED WITH PEOPLE. AND THERE’S LIKE 67 DOGS AND THEY ARE ALSO PEOPLE.

NO MORE. YOU GOTTA DRAW A LINE, MAN, YOU GOTTA DRAW A LINE IN THE FUCKING SAND AND THIS IS MY FUCKING SANDLINE THAT I DRAW. YOU WILL NOT SEDUCE ME WITH THY LASCIVIOUS SIREN WAIL, NOT FUCKING TODAY.

I WILL LIKE NO MORE THINGS.

ethicalbutchering:

The Mincing Ravenstag’s Guide to Troubled Psychopaths (x)

velociraptor-hands:

nbchannibal:

“This is the finest salad I’ve ever eaten. Shame to ruin it with all that meat.”

 #Salad #HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…. salad yup

#THE OFFICIAL HANNIBAL TUMBLR PEOPLE

ancientpythoness:

stillhidden:

thinkingbox:

switchbladekiller:

So what’s happening to Jessica? She is wearing this top in the first episode. Did Billith attack her? Or is it the LVTF?  Questions.

Is that really the same top? Maybe this is when she and Sookie go into Bill’s house?

I can’t even watch this … I foresee me watching season 6 with my hands firmly pressed over my eyes. Ugh. 

Yep, same top. Looks like she’s been feeding or attacking someone and had the tables turned, or perhaps she’s arrested. Maybe this is the reason why Jessica is not in the shots with the rest of the escapees at the beach.

It’s the same shirt, but it’s been torn open.

And what the hell is happening with her breast?

I mean, it’s either black or covered in blood (but not like dripping blood, like it’s been mauled), and I hope I’m not seeing those black veins that pop either when a vamp has been staked or ensorcelled. And there’s blood dripping from the back/sides of her neck, like she’s been bit.

Honestly, when I look at that gif, all I see is:

And that makes me sad and worried and angry.

stillhidden:

ancientpythoness:

mametupa:

It seems the governor isn’t afraid to get his hands dirty, trying to locate vampires. 

Are they busting in on GINGER?

Fangtasia, probably. Ginger is there, and will, most likely, scream. :)

As far as I can tell, the house the blond woman is in (Ginger? Hair seems too long, but she could be in a wig) is a new house. It’s not Fangtasia (they have the puffy black leather door, and their windows are blacked out), it’s not Lala’s (Lala’s door is white with a window in it, not a solid wood door) or Jason’s (he has a solid wood door, but not like this, and he doesn’t have red fairy lights up in his house).

Maybe this is Ginger’s actual house? She has one, in Bossier City.

They better not fuck with the howler monkey of my heart.